P-I-Z-Z-A-P-A-R-T-Y, if ya got a blunt, then we can get high
Never again will there be a better song about pizza and marijuana. You go, Ezra Koenig, you go.
So I just woke up to go the bathroom and as I pulled my underwear down, one of these guys fell out:
Can someone please explain to me as to why there was a bread clip in my underwear?
There is never a bad time to listen to arctic monkeys. walking to class sadly? arctic monkeys. feeling lonely and unattractive? arctic monkeys. getting undressed for bed? surprise you’re now doing a strip tease. this is the power of the monkeys
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
I like, like-like you
my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!
Honestly the best thing ever
is your principal single
Damn girl he can school me even on a snow day